Best of 2007 Pt 1

Best of 2007 Pt. 1

Alright I am deciding to do a best of 2007 of my rants. A lot of these are short and sweet and give an idea of what I am saying. I quickly just looked over my rants for key things I may have said. Since there were so many I am doing this in 2 parts. This first part here is from Jan-Jun. The 2nd part will have Jul-Dec. Anyways here it is.

Now this may piss some people off but I'm gonna say it. The word "guinea" is more offensive to Italians then "nigger" is to blacks. The word "nigger" is offensive but it has really lost it's impact.

Well let me just say that this woman is nothing more then a fuckin cunt. I'm dropping the C bomb on her cause that is what she is, calling her a bitch would be too nice. This fucking woman told the family that there son was DEAD. By doing this she tried to take away any hope of him being alive. Then this fuckin piece of shit has the nerve to say that she'll try to find there DEAD son for a small price of 700 bucks for every half hour.

BLACK COACK WON A SUPERBOWL!!!! Yeah that is nice but as far as I am concerned a black coach is the same as a white coach. The only difference is there skin color.

Some people wonder why I hate her so much and I will give you the reason. This woman was willing to let her husband mess around with another woman and didn't want to divorce him because it would affect her own political career. She is a political whore and it pisses me off.

The guy is going to be making 400k a year. Damn that is not bad. First you get into office because you broke the law and even though you were caught you still get to work on the radio where you can complain and act like you the victim in this situation.

If a guy was able to get with a girl for one night and it wasn't even that hard, can you imagine how many guys have already been there. I do not want to go someplace where every guy has gone before. I am straight with getting some STD.

I was trying to get that nasty taste out of my mouth but I couldn't. It was just too nasty. Luckily I got my Sprite and the lady tells me "Yah the syrup was out." WOW YOU DONT SAY!

I'm not gonna be all paranoid and think there gonna hit on me. What pisses me off is when 2 gays guys are together and are gonna try to get all touchy feely with each other. Yes that gets me unfortable and I don't know any straight guys who that wouldn't make unfomforable.

I go onto ESPN and there practically comparing these 2 guys (Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith) to Martin Luther King. Hell here was the headline you will see if you go to ESPN.com "Thirty-nine years after Martin Luther King Jr. imagined the Promised Land, two black NFL coaches got there." What the hell is that? Since when was the promised land reaching the SB? Can someone please fill me in on that cause thats something I am unsure about.

What the fuck kind of guy would want to get his dick pierced? I mean that is really fucked up and people can't be normal when they do that shit.

I get home and what do I see in the news “Anna Nicole Smith Dead” and it’s getting all this attention. Now honestly, who the fuck cares if she is dead? You know that shit like this should not even make the news.

No not the Hedgehog, that food place. The problem with this is that there isn't a Sonic within 150 miles of where I live (believe me I checked the site). I mean I don't like seeing these ads for it and getting me hungry when I can't even go there.

Let me also say that I dont understand why people love Nascar so much. It's a bunch of cars racing around a big circle. I dont find that shit exciting at all. The only good part of the race is when there is a crash and when it is finally over.

I really don’t give a flying fuck what Britney Spears does. I swear to god the dumb bitch gets a haircut and the media acts like this is ground breaking news.

Alright I was watching TV and I noticed a Trailer for the TMNT Movie (that’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the slow) and I just got to say… WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? I mean this is something I grew up on and all of a sudden there going to make it into something where they go and fight aliens and have to save the world.

ave you ever noticed that some people spend money on the stupidest thing. Any example of this is that people are willing to pay thousands of dollars for a pen. Thats right I didn't mispell that... A PEN. If I am going out and spending thousands on a pen then it better do more then just write.

I would go in there all discrete and be like "Yo dude get me this and throw in a box of condoms" dude would be like "WHAT". Then I'd have to say it a little louder and there would be some old lady with her grandkids behind me. Then the guy would have no idea what I was saying but unfortunately the grandmother did and now I look and she has an OMG kind of look on here face.

Getting a Vasectomy or getting your tubes tied is not a "Fuck All You Want" Card. Just because you have the ability to not get pregnant or not get a girl pregnant doesn't mean you can go out having sex whenever you want.

These guys that put on there fuckin body spray and colgne on wicked heavy. Why the fuck do you want people to be able to smell you from miles away. You just need enough so that when someone gets really close to you then they will be able to see you smell good. Not be able to smell you coming from across the hall. Plus most of these guys only put that stuff on so heavy because they didn't shower that day. It's pretty much a shower in a bottle.

First let me say that what I want to write on MY Journal is what I want to write. I should not have to make certain guidelines for things I should be writing about. If I want to write about something personal and someone doesn't want to hear it. Then go fuck yourself and don’t fucking read it. You people choose to go to my Journal and read what I got to say and if you don't fucking like what I have to put then you can just go fuck yourself.

Alright I am tired of seeing these ads for “Free Ring tones.” When the fuck did ring tones become such a huge thing? It the sound your phone makes when it rings, that’s all. Stop acting like a new ring tone is going to make everyone think you’re cool. All a ring tone does is telling you when someone is calling you.

Hell tonight I was watching the news and some 16 year old kid who used to be in a gang was shot and killed. Ok the guy is only 16 years old so it couldn’t have been that long ago. There saying all this bullshit about how he was trying to clean up his life and all this other bullshit. Most likely this kid was still in a gang but the family and everyone decided to say he wasn’t so that it actually looks like a tragedy.

I will also mention for you people who may go and say, "Well Priests aren't self conscience." If they are not self conscience then why do none of them seem to have a car that costs less the 30 grand? Everyone is self conscience in one way or another.

However I will tell you how a guy can beat his wife and still be liked: Bat .300, Score 10 Touchdowns, average 20 point per game, or even score 30 goals. That’s simply the kind of world we live in. We are willing to cheer for a guy who is abusive because they put up stats.

As far as suicide goes I show no sympathy for anyone who does that. Anyone who kills themselves and claims to love anyone is a liar. If you loved someone then you could never go through with it because you know the pain they will go through when you die. So you can not commit suicide and honestly love someone.

Regarding the Horse Barbaro: The horse was recently put to sleep and people are going crazy over it. Yes I do realize that it is a tragedy but there are people who have actually created their own religion in honor of this horse and the bravery it showed. They did everything possible to save this horse and the horse was treated better then most of us ever will be. So stop with the whole bullshit about the horse dying. The horse was most likely in a lot of pain so why would you want for him to live with a lifetime of pain.

I can not stand it when you’re talking to someone and you ask what you want to do and they say “let’s just spend a night on the town.” What the hell is that supposed to mean. Are we supposed to go around aimlessly walking around town having no clue where we are going? These people go around and act like this is some fun thing to do. I fucking hate the town. I hate things like Bars and Clubs. Why the hell would I want to go to some sweaty ass club where all the girls are looking like whores? The kind of people who go to these clubs and bars are mainly whores. They want to get drunk and then take someone home and have sex with them. One night stands are fucking disgusting and these people who do it all the time are probably loaded with all kind of STDs. Also to answer a question you may be having: No, I do not know how that went from talking about a night on the town to STDs.

The city has given tons of warning saying to lock your doors and window in your home and car. So what do these people do? Instead of locking them they decide to take a laptop and put it right next to an open window on the first floor and are surprised when they wake up the next morning and it is gone. Then they leave their cars unlocked thinking that since they live in a “nice” part of the city that they are ok. Wrong you dumb fucks!!!! Bottom line is that you live in the city and your stuff is going to get stolen.

Alright there it is. Part 2 will be coming up eventually.