Some Things to Talk About

Some Things to talk about

Alright I have a few things to talk about today. I have decided to start my facebook whoring and I guess facebook is the new cool thing now. Anyways that’s a bunch of useless stuff I just mention and if you haven’t figured out I suck at intros then I won’t say anything and let you think whatever it is your sick little minds want to think.

Alright the first topic I want to address is Starbucks. Anyways I went into there a week ago or so and I noticed they had something new called a “vivanno.” So I asked the girl what the hell that was and she told me it is a smoothie. I then asked if there is anything that really makes it special and she just replied no. Why the hell can’t Starbucks just call it a smoothie? They have to constantly try to call things something different so they can feel more upscale or something. I compare Starbucks to those people who explain things in the most complicated way possible because they think by doing that it makes them look smarter then they usually are. Where if we convert this over to Starbucks they are trying to make it look like the smoothie and coffee they have are much better then anyone else. Also I just wanted to also mention that those “vivanno” as Starbucks calls them suck. Oh and while I am at it, people at Starbucks must be given some kind of a mind warping drug or something cause I went in there and asked for a medium coffee and they looked all confused. Then I told them I wanted a Grande (because that is their term for a medium) and then they got what I was talking about.

I hate any kind of anti-drug or anti-smoking commercial because they never work and make me want to start doing drugs and smoking. However what is annoying is the whole “talk to your kids about drugs.” What the fuck are you actually supposed to talk about. Ok let’s have a talk about drugs “don’t do them.” Honestly what else is there to say? Do they expect these parents to have a history with drugs and tell them how they made mistakes and how it ruined their life or something like that. Not every person has a history with drugs. I mean when I have kids and I am supposed to be like “Yeah I smoked weed before and it made to laugh uncontrollably.”

Speaking of anti-smoking ads they got to stop with the smoking is bad for your health and start with a smoking is bad for your wallet. Hell I would get rid of the Surgeon General Warning and put an Economic General Warning. “Smoking may reduce your chances of having money.” I don’t know I just thought of something on the whim.

Also they got to bring back actual fortune cookies. I’m tired of these fucking Chinese proverbs that are not even a fortune. I can’t even think of an example right now because I am tired. However if you actually get a fortune cookie you would know what I mean. Also anyone who thinks the fat loaded stuff you get for Chinese food is real Chinese food then you are an idiot. If that’s what Chinese people eat then they would be as fat as Americans are. They eat stuff like plain noodles and rice.

I’m just sitting here looking at some of the rants I was planning on doing and I don’t even know if I wrote about some of the stuff on here or not. However if you have a request for something for me to write about then just let me know.

I’ve also decided that if I ever started doing video rants on youtube I’m going to run about a month of hype videos saying how I am coming. People always like to be intrigued and I like to give the people what I want (as long as it works to my advantage)

Alright now it’s time for the closing paragraph of this rant. Alright this is it and if you like what I read then great and if you hate what I wrote then great. Also if you are going to bitch at me for microscopic grammar errors then next time I will let you read and correct my rants before I post them. Also I will proof read them if you correct them cause you’ll probably put something like “I hate Jews” in these or something and make me look like a racist asshole. Anyways let me close this out before I think of something else and give 3 closing paragraphs.

And yes I was tested for ADD when I was younger.