In the News 12/11/07

In the News 12/11/07

Alright I feel like doing one of me “In the News” Rants. What I do in these is I go to sites like Fox news, CNN, MSN, and local websites and see what kind of things are going on in the world and comment on them. Usually I look for Ironic things or something that is just worth talking about. The actual stories are in italics so enjoy.

Atlanta School Board Unanimously Bans Saggy Pants

ATLANTA — The Atlanta school board voted unanimously Monday night to ban students from wearing sagging pants that expose underwear — a youthful fashion statement deemed to defy classroom decorum.
The 8-0 vote, with one member absent, actually clarified an existing rule in the student handbook requiring that dress "be modest and of appropriate length and fit," said Jim Manguno, spokesman for the district of almost 50,000 students.
It calls for inserting the words "sagging shorts or trousers" in a section forbidding "extremely tight clothing or baggy oversize clothing," Manguno said.
It will still be up to the principals of the district's 96 schools to determine when there is a violation and what to do about it, he said.
The response likely would progress from a warning up to a hearing before a student judicial panel for repeated violations.

Now I have a question about this. Why didn’t this happen a while ago? Oh wait I got an even better question. Why does this even need to happen? You would imagine these kids would have the decency and some class to dress appropriately. I’m not going to go and say that the students should come in with a suit, but dress in a way where people are going to respect you. No one is going to respect some kid who is going down the street with his ass showing and people are supposed to see them walk by and think “this is the future of our country.” Now some people may look and think “well your 22 so you don’t know how that is.” Let’s get one thing straight. I am only 22 years old, which means I am about 4 years removed from high school, so I’m not exactly out of touch with this. However, even back then when I was in high school I thought the kids who dressed like that were retarded then and I still think they are retarded. What’s even funnier is I went to a private school where there was a uniform, but when some people got the chance to dress like they got their clothes from some dump they did.

Alright I know I said I was going to do this whole in the news thing, but I want to talk about something else. My rant, my rules so I don’t have to show any kind of order in it if I don’t want to. Today I went down to the mall with my friend and I just wanted to get a hoodie. It is annoying when every shirt you have makes you look some walking advertisement. Every shirt says Nike, GAP, Calvin Klein and all kinds of stuff. All I want was a solid color sweat shirt, but those were nowhere to be seen. I was looking in there for 2-3 hours trying to find the right one. In due time I found one and it was a Tommy Hilfiger zipper hoodie. This thing only had a small logo on the shirt which is barely noticeable. Anyways I look at the price… and am shocked when I see this sweatshirt is 110 dollars. Luckily it was on sale so I got 30 dollars off. So the shirt would cost me 80 dollars. After looking around this long and then seeing how damn comfortable it was I just said fuck it and bought the sweatshirt. Although I do admit it is an awesome hoodie. Like this thing makes those Aeropostle hoodies feel like sandpaper. So I spent 80 bucks on a hoodie. I’m not going to comment on what else I bought though because it has nothing to do with that.

Students Rebuked Over Virginia Tech Shooting Victim Halloween Costumes

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — Photos of two Penn State students dressed up as victims of the Virginia Tech massacre for Halloween prompted a rebuke from the university this week.
The pictures, which show the students wearing Virginia Tech shirts covered in bullet holes and fake blood, recently surfaced on Facebook.com, a social networking site. The students were not disciplined, but Penn State condemned the actions in a letter sent to Virginia Tech officials.
"We're appalled that these individuals would display this level of insensitivity and lack of common decency by dressing up in this manner," the statement said. "The fact that one of the individuals is actually from Virginia makes it even more difficult to understand."
A Penn State spokeswoman, Lisa Powers, said the school has identified the students in the photos, but would not release their names.
The students will not face university discipline, Powers said. Punishment would violate their free-speech rights, she added.
Penn State students were among many across the country who raised money and held memorial services to commemorate the victims of the April 16 shootings, in which Virginia Tech student Seung-Hui Cho fatally shot 32 people before killing himself. The rampage prompted universities nationwide to re-evaluate their emergency response plans.

Why are people so damn stupid? I remember a few months ago there was a guy who was going around dressing up like Osama around the same area where the president was and he was doing it as a “joke.” This idiot who did this is just as stupid. What pisses me off more is the photo you will see in this link: http://www.foxnews.com/images/329998/0_21_120807_VaTech_PennState.jpg

Please let me know why the hell they censored out this girls face. Someone who is this dumb and ignorant to what is going on should have their face shown so people can see the girl who lacks common sense. I’m trying hard to understand why you would joke around about a school massacre like that especially when it only happened a few months ago.

Nun Repeats Curse Words in Telling Students Not to Use Them

GROSSE POINTE PARK, Mich. — Sister Kathy Avery won't put up with swearing on the playground at her school, and she's not above repeating the offending language to make sure everyone understands which words she won't tolerate.
The principal of St. Clare of Montefalco Catholic School had students stay after a Mass last month and informed the fifth- through eighth-graders that she has a zero-tolerance policy for cursing.
Just in case anyone wasn't sure what she was talking about, Avery read off a list of the very words and phrases that she was banning.
"It got a little quiet in church" during her talk, she told the Detroit Free Press.
Some parents were shocked, but others applauded, the newspaper said.
"In a way you would think a nun would shy away from something like that, but she's very open with the children, very clear in her messages," said Margaret Roache, chairperson of the school commission.
Roache's sixth-grade son was there when Avery read the list of banned words.
"When I asked him to give me a sample of it, he said 'Oh, no, I can't say it!"' Roache said. "I thought it was great."
A representative of the Archdiocese of Detroit declined to comment Sunday.
Cuss words aren't the only things that set Avery off. She's also banned the words "stupid" and "boring."

I only got one quick thing so say about this and that is: Is this really newsworthy?

Fan Falls to His Death During Football Game
SAN FRANCISCO — A fan fell to his death from a high wall at Monster Park during the game between the San Francisco 49ers and Minnesota Vikings on Sunday.
A team spokeswoman says the fan was sitting on a wall on the concourse level of the park when he fell about 20 feet.
Team vice president Lisa Lang says paramedics responded immediately and treated the fan, but he died about 30 minutes later.
Police say the man was 31 years old, and that they are treating the incident as an accident. Authorities did not release any more details about the man.

So this guy was sitting a wall in which behind it was a 20 foot drop onto concrete. Why would you sit on this wall or do whatever you were doing when you could easily fall to your death? The guy decided to act all happy and lean back on this wall and then he fell to his death and quite frankly, I don’t feel bad for him. However this also got me thinking about something else. The Red Sox put those seats on the green monster a few years ago and I see people lean forward on that thing so often. I swear it is only a matter of time before some idiot leans forward trying to catch a ball and then falls 60 feet to his death. My only concern on that is if the Sox are winning I hope it is already passed the 5th inning because they will probably call the game instead of just scraping his dead ass off the field and continuing.
Alright so that really seems like it for the stuff that is going on in the news. Ok there are a few more things but I am getting tired and want to go to bed. Anyways you get another rant and I hope you are all happy.

OH WAIT... I'm not done yet.  You see because of the fact that I was unable to post this yesterday and in the meantime I found something else to get annoyed about.

White's T-shirt, Hall's face paint show support for Vick

ATLANTA -- After Michael Vick was sentenced to nearly two years in prison, two of his former Atlanta Falcons teammates sent messages to the disgraced quarterback in Monday night's 34-14 loss to the New Orleans Saints.

Cornerback DeAngelo Hall, who played with Vick at Virginia Tech and in Atlanta, ran onto the field holding up a poster of Vick and played the game with "MV7" written on the shade under both eyes.

Late in the first quarter, receiver Roddy White pulled up his jersey after hauling in a 33-yard touchdown pass from Chris Redman, revealing a black shirt with the words "Free Mike Vick" in white letters.

"That was homemade. I did that myself," White said. "It ain't too much to say, you know. The team misses him and we really need him this season. There ain't too much more to say about it."

White appeared to be fighting his emotions.

Asked if the day had been emotional, White said simply "Yeah," before ending the interview.

Hall said the players wanted to show they were thinking of Vick as more than a football player.

"We did that for the simple fact we wanted to let him know we're still thinking about him," Hall said. "That was my personal thing for doing it.

"I don't want to say this franchise doesn't want to acknowledge the situation, but that's kind of the way you feel. All his pictures all gone, no more jerseys, no more nothing. We just wanted to let him know we're still thinking about him. We care about him as a human being, not just as a football player and as a running quarterback."

Vick was sentenced to 23 months in federal prison earlier Monday on his guilty plea to dogfighting changes. He will miss at least two full seasons while serving his time and is unlikely to play again for the Falcons.

Hall said he wanted to send "a tribute to Mike" but wanted to avoid any thought the Vick sentencing affected the team's play.

"We had a game to play and we had to do what we needed to do and it didn't have anything to do with Mike," Hall said. "Mike took the blame for the losses when he was here, and he didn't throw the way y'all wanted him to throw or didn't complete as many passes.

"We're still blaming him for losses we're getting as a team and he's not even here to play. It's a catch-22 he can't win. I just wanted to let him know we're still thinking about him and we still love him."

Now this is fucking retarded.  You are seriousely going to tell me, that even after was convicted his teammates are going to go and support him?  Oh wait I'm sorry former teammates.  This is the problem with the NFL and with sports in general.  No matter what a guy does, there seem to always be these teammates who come up and support him and make excuses for him.  Shortly after Vick was accused of the dog fighting crimes, you had Clinton Portis come up and say it's not a big deal.  Even if that is something you do believe, keep your mouth shut about it.  Now we see Vicks teammates trying to act like he is the victim in this situtaion.  No he is not the victim he knew what he was doing and now he is going to spend 23 months in jail because of it.  Alright this is all I am going to say and now I am closing out this rant.

OH OPRAH (and more)

OH OPRAH (and more)

Again I am going to do another rant and it’s not going to be like the last one I did that made no sense at all. This will be about different things and about a few different topics. So let’s start off this rant.

I’m watching the news right now and I saw something where Oprah was campaigning for Barrack Obama. The only reason I see Oprah being so involved in Obama is because he is black. Hey newsflash, Obama is only half black and the other half is white. Now perhaps this isn’t the only reason she is supporting him, but you would be naïve to think it is not a factor. The main problem with Oprah going and campaigning with him is that she gets more attention then he does. Does Obama really want some celebrity talk show host to outdo him? Don’t give me that crap that Oprah is more then that. She is a talk show host who has celebrity status and that is it. She is not some hero amongst people or some kind of saint. Oprah is simply an over hyped talk show personality. If all the attention is going to Oprah and Obama is in the back, then tell me what kind of leader that makes Obama look like? I’m sure you people already know the answer.

Something else that pisses me off is these people who have been republicans for years and then all of a sudden turn their back on the party because of Bush. Here is a quick newsflash for you: Most republicans do not support Bush and the decisions he has made. The facts are that these people, who changed their party, are embarrassed because they believe that my being a republican that means Bush is their buddy. It’s not a sin to criticize your party, if anything it is a good thing because it strengthens the GOP.

I hate it when I go somewhere or someone cooks me some kind of food and puts something in it that they know that I do not like. I do not like mushrooms in my food, so if you want to cook me something, then don’t have any mushrooms in it or at least take the mushroom outs. Then knowing I don’t like mushroom or whatever the hell other food it is. They get all pissed off when I don’t eat it. If I don’t like something then I am not going to eat it and I’m not going to apologize for not eating it. I didn’t like it… tough shit I’ll go out and get something else.

The other day I was thinking about news. Some people go to me and say “CNN is fair and balanced” and then others go and say “Fox news is fair and balanced.” The fact of the matter is that there is no such thing as fair and balanced news. If you lean more to the left then you’re going to think that the liberal news is the fair and balanced one, and if you lean to the right you’re going to think the conservative news is the fair and balanced one. The only news out there that you could is somewhat fair and balanced could be BBC, but they are not from the United States so they really don’t have much of a personal agenda with American politics. I’ve only seen BBC once but I have heard people from both sides tell me it is fair and balanced,

Paris Hilton wants a baby. Do I really need to say anything else on this?

Alright that is it for this rant. I hope you people enjoyed it and I hope you have a good day and don’t go getting yourselves killed. I would also like to mention that I am strongly considering doing a video rant, but I just got to find an idea in order to get the best production possible out of it. I’m not going to do some video rant where I look like some crazy lunatic. Now I will tell you to have a good day or night depending on what time it is.

Warning: I may have been on something while writing this

Free Writing

Alright I am deciding to do a little bit of free writing now. I haven’t the slightest idea what I am going to end up writing about so let me just let it roll right off my fingers.

Alright I can’t stand those girls who don’t have a single flaw on them and go around saying how ugly they are. This is annoying because it just seems like these girls want more attention then what they already have. When I see girls like this I will usually give them the cold shoulder and make them think I do not notice them. This is something these girls hate because they crave the attention to be looked at. I will never tell these girls that they are hot because that would just feed their already huge ego.

However the girls that are good looking and know it are just as annoying. These girls that walk around like their shit doesn’t stink. These girls are not much different then the girls who think they are ugly. It’s pretty much the same kind of girl except one tries to play the ugly card and the other plays the, I’m too hot for you card.

Then there are those girls who are ugly as anything and had their parents lie to them and tell them how beautiful they are. This goes for guys as well because their parents talked about how they are so handsome and beautiful. Here is a tip for you: In most cases, if a mother or father is telling their kids how beautiful they are, and then chances are they have a face only a mother or father could love.

As of late I am starting to wonder if people who I never really looked at as my friend could be my friend. I am one to always be very careful how I pick my friends and a lot of the times I don’t even realize that someone is my friend. However someone being your friend is not measured by how long you know someone, it’s not even measured by how many common interests that you have. A friend is someone who when times get tough for you or when they move somewhere where you actually got to work in order to keep a relationship with them, you stay their friend. You keep on talking to them even if it is just for a little bit of time a week or even a month. In this day and age people move to a new state and far away a lot more often. Your friends are the ones who will always stay in contact. Also if for some reason contact is lost beyond your control, when you meet up with them again you go right back to where you left off.

You know I was looking the other day at some of the top subscribers on you tube. A lot of what the best people talk about is the things I talk about. I could tell you right now that if I started doing my rants on youtube and doing them as a video then I would get a ton of subscriptions. Plus all the idiots I know who are too lazy to read what I write would watch my videos. But do I really want idiots watching me?

Do Ra Mi Fa So La Si Do… SI DO. I have no idea why I just did that, so just go with me here.

Now I have lately gone back to fucking with people in yahoo in chat room and here are a few things I have discovered:
~ Seems like any guy will show you the picture of his winky

~ What the hell is that squiggly line actually called? I forget sometimes and I know if I here it I’ll remember it. I think it begins with an A or something. Oh well that’s not really all that important. Anyways onto the list. Every guy now has a 9 inch penis, which has gone down from last time in which it was 10 and even 11 inches. I think guys realized that a dick that big will hurt a girl.

~ People seem to not like it when I ruin their fun and say something fucked up that won’t get them horny for a week

~ There are a real lot of perverts. But that’s nothing different.

~ Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere. Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit. He took the midnight train going anywhere. I doubt they took it anywhere. I mean they must have had some idea of where they would end up. I mean what if they ended up in an area where they would get shot. No I will not say the area where all the black people are because that would be racist. Yes I know it’s true but I’m not going to say it.

Wow this has really turned into the most retarded thing I have ever written.

I think I better stop now while I still have some dignity left.

Now a woman, who kisses on the first time around, is usually a hussy. And I woman who kissed on the second date is anything but fussy. But a woman who wait on the 3rd time around, head in the cloud feet on the ground. She’s the one that he’s found, She’s his shipoopi. Shipoopi Shipooti. The girl who’s hard to get. Shipoopi shipoopi, but you win her yet. Walk around once just to raise the curtain, walk around twice that fancy cooking. Yah I forget the rest, but no that wasn’t anything I believe I just felt like doing it.

Hey look at that it’s 4am. Well not quite 4am… I mean damn what if I had to do something at like 3:57 exactly and I ask someone what time it is a he says 3:50 when it is actually 3:53… then I could be 3 minutes late. Then again maybe they should have asked for the exact time. Fuckin dumb cunts.

YOU DUMB FUCKIN CUNTS!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! YOU’RE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT. Why is it saying I spelled cunt wrong. Is cunt in the dictionary? Hold on… YES

cunt [kuhnt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Slang: Vulgar.
1. the vulva or vagina.
2. Disparaging and Offensive.
a. a woman.
b. a contemptible person.

3. sexual intercourse with a woman.


See it is there. So why the fuck did it tell me the spelling was wrong? I don’t get this damn thing. Now let’s have a quick Vocabulary Lesson.

Bracketology: Part of Speech: n Definition: the practice of predicting the field of the NCAA basketball tournament; by extension, parsing things into discrete one-on-one matchups to determine a winner Etymology: 1998

Surly \SUR-lee\, adjective:
1. Ill-humored; churlish in manner or mood; sullen and gruff.
2. Menacing or threatening in appearance, as of weather conditions; ominous.

farrago \fuh-RAH-go; fuh-RAY-go\, noun:
A confused mixture; an assortment; a medley.

lachrymose \LAK-ruh-mohs\, adjective:
1. Generating or shedding tears; given to shedding tears; suffused with tears; tearful.
2. Causing or tending to cause tears.

Hobson's choice \HOB-suhnz-CHOIS\, noun:
A choice without an alternative; the thing offered or nothing.

miscreant \MIS-kree-uhnt\, adjective:
1. Disbelieving; heretical.
2. Depraved; behaving badly.
noun:
1. A disbeliever; a heretic.
2. A scoundrel; an evildoer; a villain.
Ok this has to be by far the most retarded I have even written. Yet for some reason I said that and I kept on writing. Anyways I’ll stop now. Ok that’s all. I love you Courtney. The rest of you can all drown in acid.

Here comes another one

Here comes another one

Alright I just did a rant a few minutes ago on something and was wondering if I should start another one. Well the obvious answer to this is yes. So let’s get it started.

Alright I was at work today and was on the internet and came across this new drug called jenkum. Now this is such a fucked up drug that I won’t even explain it and I’ll let you read what it is right here: http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8696/jenkemwarningbt4.jpg

Now tell me who the fuck would actually do this. People are so desperate to get a high that they are willing to inhale the gases of their shit and piss. I don’t care how good the high or hallucinations would be I would never do this. Then on top of it you have a taste of waste in your mouth. WOW what a revelation! This is probably the most retarded and fucked up thing I have ever heard of and whoever does this should probably seek some serious counseling. I mean if you want a cheap way to get high go get some ready whip and inhale the nitrous oxides in it, or better yet go out and get some permanent marker and sniff it. That will kill your brain cells just as effectively. The again if your willing to inhale your shit and piss gases then you probably don’t have that many brain cells to begin with.

Ok it’s a cold day outside and you see some retarded guy walking around without a shirt or barely wearing anything. These guys go around and do this because it thinks it makes them look tough. It’s like those guys who go to a football game in freezing weather because they are trying to show pride in their team. That is fucking retarded. You don’t look like a tough guy, what you look like is a fucking moron who will probably end up getting an pneumonia and being sick all week. If its going to be cold go and dress appropriately and not think you are some tough guy. Oh and by the way if your doing it cause girls will think your some macho man, then you are an idiot because those girls think you are an idiot also.

I can’t stand it when I am watching TV and it is at just the right volume and then a commercial comes on and BOOM!!!! Why the hell do so many stations do that? It seems like you got to lower the TV when the commercials come on or else your going to burst an ear drum. These damn stations have to keep the volume the same for the shows and the commercials. Is there goal to try and wake me up and make me pay attention to whatever the hell they are advertising? Well it doesn’t work because I am spending too much time looking at my remote frantically trying to find the volume control and lower it. Then when I finally find it I’m most likely going to want to run downstairs to get something to eat or drain the main vein. So because of your loud commercial, the one commercial I may have actually paid attention to was spent trying to find the remote and lower the volume. However, thanks to the invention of DVRs, I just fast forward through all the commercials.

Alright today I was at work and I saw a guy walking down the street holding an ashtray. He had the ash tray face up and wasn’t smoking or anything. Now this seemed like a pretty boring thing yet kind of ironic. However with just a few switch of words I can go and make it more interesting.

Alright today I was at work and saw a guy who was holding and ashtray. What was fucked up is that he was outside and smoking a cigarette and dropping the ashes into it. It seemed pretty fucked up, I mean is this guy against putting his ashes on the street or something?

Now this was just an example or how people seem to take a simple story and although it is not completely made up, it is exaggerated. People always want to go around and tell a good story and make people talk about. It’s how drama and all kinds of bullshit can get started. If you stick with the truth and not trying to make your story more appealing then you won’t start so much drama and bullshit.

Anyways I was also going to write about chain letters but I’ll say they are fucked up and anybody who actual believe in that crap is way to superstitions. Anyways that is all I am going to say and I’ll close this rant up because I wrote a good amount and now that I got all that out of my system I am tired and need to go to bed..

Black KKK

Black KKK

Alright let me take this time to address the whole race issue with black people. I will discuss all sorts of things and more then likely this will be one of my long rants that settle on just one topic.

You have most likely heard about how NFL Player Sean Taylor was shot and killed in his home the other day. Now let me first say that I don’t believe he deserved to die, yes he had a lot of problems, but I’m not going to go in hear all happy because the guy is dead. However to go around and act shocked or surprised about this would be ignorant. This guy had several run-ins with the law and was arrested numerous times. People talked about how he was trying to change his life and that seems to always happens to these players during the season. However once the offseason starts they again begin to get into trouble. So I am not going to sit here and type some sympathetic thing about how he was trying to change his life because no one will truly know if that is true.

Now what I want to get at with this is that most likely he was killed by another black man. This is part of the whole black KKK in which black people go around and kill other black people for stupid reasons or no reason at all. The vast majority of the black people who have been shot have been done by another black person and then people never seem to acknowledge. However when the rare occurrence happens when a white person kills a black guy people are outraged and the black community screams racism and talk about how so many black people are getting killed. Now hold on a second here, most of the black people that are murdered is done by another black person, so if they stopped all their petty bullshit then there would be so many dead black people.

The main problem with black people is they have this thing where you have to “act black.” Whenever a black person goes out and tries to be successful and become a doctor or lawyer, he is persecuted by other blacks as “selling out.” So these black people go and continue to go around talking like uneducated monkeys and staying with their “homeboys” even though all there so called friends do is put each other in more trouble. If they go and hang around with white people or hang around people who don’t want to talk like a bunch of retards they are looked at as an uncle Tom. What black people have to do is talk to other ones and tell them that this is not how they are going to prosper and if they act like that then black people will continue to be regarded as low class citizens. If they want white people and more upper class to respect them then they have to earn the respect. Respect is something that is earned not given.

Another thing I am going to comment on is the word nigger. This was a word that was used by white people as a derogatory term towards black people. Just because a black person uses it on another black person doesn’t mean it is not an offensive term. If you talk with any educated black and successful black person they will never use that word. It is a word that is used by rappers and other black people and goes around honoring it and acting like they are “taking it back.” If they want to be respected then this word has got to stop and they have to stop using it in raps or on the street because they want to “keep it real.” Also some people go around and say “well they use the word nigga not nigger.” Nigga is a slang term for nigger and because of this the meaning of the word does not change. You never hear Italians going around and calling each other guineas. This is because Italians know this is a derogatory word and they are not going to honor it and use it.

Black people are given so many opportunities in this country and yet they never seem to take them. We have places that have affirmative action who go and give black people chances based solely on the color of their skin. Affirmative action is a racist thing because it’s almost like people are saying “well you’re not smart enough to compete with the white man, so we’ll give you some free points.” Democrats and liberals are the ones that are for this. Most black people support democrats because they support giving black people handouts. However republicans want black people to thrive and be respected by putting them on the same level as white people or anyone else in this country. Democrats want to keep black people on the level where they are comfortable but can not thrive. Republicans want for black people to thrive and achieve success and power however they would have to work for it.

Black people are the ones who hold other black people down. Black people are the ones who go around and cause murder and violence in black communities. It is not the white man who is holding down the black man, it is the black man who is holding down the black man. The Black KKK has killed a lot more black people then the original KKK and this is a known fact.

Another thing is stop with having all these damn kids. These black guys go around and put their dicks in any girl who will open their legs for them and then they have a kid. Black people are going around having tons of kids that they can not support and these causes for their kids to live poor lives and not be able to get the best education and be brought up in some ghetto. What should be done is that black people should only have the amount of kids they can support and give a good life to. I only want 1 or 2 kids because I want to be able to them the attention they deserve. I want to be able to give them the best education possible and be able to thrive in the world. Black people seem like they have kids like it’s a lottery, hoping that one of them will end up in the NBA or be a rapper and then give them a dream life. Chances are is that is not going to happen so just have 1 or 2 kids and give them a great life where they don’t have to grow up in some ghetto and can thrive in life.

Alright I was pretty fired up over this rant and had to do it the second I got home. Anyways that’s all I really have to say about this. Anyways I may end up doing another rant right now but I don’t know. However I wanted to give this rant its own topic because it focuses on one thing. Anyways I am starting to babble now so I am just going to end this one.

Rant 11/22/07

Rant 11/22/07

Alright I have a few things that I want to discuss. Now I hate the idea of introductory paragraph so let’s just get straight to this and not waste anymore time.

Alright the first thing to discuss is parents who baby their kids. When I was younger I knew this kid who had a mother who wouldn’t let him do anything. He couldn’t even leave his backyard until he was 13 or 14. Anytime he wanted to even go down the street or to my house he would have to beg his mother for him to go. He got older and then seemed to get into a lot of trouble because he never had any freedom when he was younger.

Now I am not going to sit here and say he became like that because he couldn’t do anything when he was younger but it is a reason. You have to give a kid some freedoms or else they are not going to know what to do with it. Things like drugs and alcohol and all those things are going to be out there and there really isn’t much you can do to avoid it. What these parents simply have to do is let go of the leash and let their kids find stuff out on their own.

Something else that gets me irritated is people who do not think. Some people either do not think or they have a narrow mind, which can only focus on things that appeal to them. When you break it down there are 2 kinds of people in this world: People who want to think, and people who don’t. Let’s give an example of what I am talking about. Now I love sports however it is not the only thing that accompanies my life. There are people that I talk to who seem to only care about things like sports. You talk about sports and they are ready to talk. They will also do things like brag about the kind of stuff they have. What you have and talking about shallow things is what makes someone unintelligent and insecure. There are people out there who do not even have the brain power to read what I write and I have a very easy writing style.

There are people out there who go and get the newspaper everyday. So you would think they would know what is going on in the world. No, all these people do is flip to the sports page and see what the scores are and that’s it. They won’t even read the articles in the sports section. A nuclear holocaust could be among us and they would have no idea, however they would know who win the Celtics game. These are the same people who read comic books and didn’t even have the brainpower to read them, they just looked at the pictures.

Have you ever seen someone and you haven’t seen them in a while? Maybe they are a family member or an old friend? You talk to them for a little while and you may even go out and get a drink with them. When the night is over you both say that we should “keep in touch.” Now I want you to just sit back for a second and think about the amount of people you have agreed to keep in touch with and think of how many of those people you really did keep in touch with. People say this all the time but seem to never do it. Then a few years pass by and you are talking to some people about this person you said you were going to keep in touch with. The next thing that happens is they talk about how the other person didn’t keep in touch. Hold on a second, why didn’t you call them or try to stay in touch? If you really want to keep in touch with people then you got to call them or send them an e-mail. You can’t agree to keep in touch and then a few years later when you haven’t talked to them go out and say it is their fault.

Alright this is all I have got to write about. I feel this rant is actually a little bit weak but I am going to post it anyways. There really just hasn’t been all the much that I have been in the mood to write about lately. I’m considering perhaps trying to do a short story. I am not really sure what it is going to be about but I am considering it. Anyways everyone have a fun and special time.

Alright I'm Back

Alright I’m Back

Ok now I haven’t done any writing lately and I got a good amount of things that I am deciding to relieve with. Alright I never cared about making a good and catchy intro and I’m not going to start now so let me start.

The first thing that I want to discuss is shows like jackass or this new show that Steve-O has. Now for the people who probably don’t go out or watch TV Jackass is a show in which these group of guys intentionally do stupid. These are things like putting stuff all over you so that Bee’s are covering you, shoving something up your ass or purposely trying to hurt yourself for the sake of making other people laugh. Now I will admit that some of this stuff does make you laugh, however I look at these guys as a bunch of idiots not as some tough guy who are cool. Now the main guy on Jackass has his own show called Dr. Steve-O. Now in this show he takes people who are wussies (in which is only a word said because pussies is too offensive) and then makes them do they stupid juvenile things. He is trying dewoosify (yeah my spellchecker has no idea what that word is) America. Now by doing these things these aren’t going to be any cooler and they aren’t any less of a pussy then they were before. Now me I am not going to go and put some hot rod in my pee-hole or try the burn the hair off my balls because that would just cause me a lot of pain and also make people think I am mentally retarded. However in all honesty, people who really are mentally retarded are smarter then the idiots who do these stunts.

Alright I was watching the news about a week ago or so and I noticed that they were talking about giving 10 year olds birth control. This makes me just wonder what the hell is wrong with the world because why the hell would 10 year olds be doing having sex. We live in this world where it seems that sex is encouraged yet masturbation is discouraged. This has caused for Kids, not teens, but kids to be having sex at earlier ages. First we have it so that kids are able to get birth control, the next thing is they are going to have kid sized condoms and give them a batman logo or something. Hell why don’t we really market condom to kids. How about when you put the condom on it changes colors when it goes inside the girl. I can see it now: “With New Trojan Wacky Colors, when it goes in its green but when it comes out its blue.” Sure that may be a joke now but were closer to that then a lot of people may think. Oh and by the way I was going to have it so that the color when it comes out is red but that wouldn’t be very good and if you don’t understand what the meant then think really hard about it.

Let’s go onto the next thing I want to talk about and that is the whole idea of not swearing in front of ladies. I don’t know any girl who gets offended by hearing swearing. Most girls don’t seem to care if you swear. What does get annoying is when you have people over swear and yes I admit that even I do this. When I write I try and keep my swearing to a minimum as much as possible. When I talk I tend to swear a little bit more but I try to keep it controlled but sometimes I just get way too fired up. A lot of people say that the way I write is a lot like the way that I talk and I tent to agree with that because there were only a few times where I really got pissed when I wrote about something. When I got really pissed it seemed that every other word I swore and because of that nothing was accomplished in my writing. However what I was originally talking about here before I got sidetracked was swearing in front of a lady. Women may go and say they want to be part of the guys or be a woman who we can joke around with. Well guys are going to swear and that’s how it goes and if you got a problem with that then tough shit.

This actually made me think about a story I heard from someone a few weeks ago. This guy said that this girl was talking to him and she said that girls have to be more independent. Anyways they had this huge argument about how a woman shouldn’t need a man. So anyways the night ends and then she looks at the guys and is like “so who is going to walk me home.” Lets rewind here for a second, this was a girl who said that women should be more independent and now she needs some man to walk her home. Alright that’s all I am going to say on this because I think that story speaks for itself.

Now before I close out. When I post this rant on my LJ there has been a guy who keeps on talking about Marijuana with me. This writing has nothing to do with any kinds of drugs. So if you would like to comment about other things then feel free to do so otherwise do not because I am not going to listen.

Now if you would like to send me an E-Mail asking me something or giving me an idea for something to write about then feel free to do so at ekanez@comcast.net or you can send me an IM with Yahoo at donenriquo or AIM at frankiedamouse (in which I am always either online or mobile). So now people know how to contact me in case they want to. With that I close this out.